| It’s Insane We’re Even Discussing Sending Kids to School This Fall I miss the old Kanye, straight from the go Kanye Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye I gotta to say at that time I’d like to meet Kanye See I invented Kanye, it wasn’t any Kanyes And now I look and look around and there’s so many Kanyes I used to love Kanye, I used to love Kanye I even had the pink polo, I thought I was Kanye What if Kanye made a song about Kanye Called “I Miss The Old Kanye, ” man that would be so Kanye That’s all it was Kanye, we still love Kanye And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye, hahaha |
| Everybody’s talking about an AI tool that does (almost) everything I remember when I remember, I remember when I lost my mind There was something so pleasant about that place Even your emotions have an echo in so much space And when you’re out there, without care Yeah I was out of touch But it wasn’t because I didn’t know enough I just knew too much |
| How Harvards Star Computer Science Professor Built A Distance-Learning Empire 20, 20, 20, 4, hours to go I wanna be sedated Nothing to do, nowhere to go, oh I wanna be sedated Just, get me to the airport, put me on a plane Hurry, hurry, hurry, before I go insane I can’t control my fingers, I can’t control my brain Oh no oh-oh oh-oh |
| The “invention” of the flat iron steak Crazy, but that’s how it goes Millions of people living as foes Maybe it’s not too late To learn how to love and forget how to hate Mental wounds not healing Life’s a bitter shame I’m going off the rails on a crazy train I’m going off the rails on a crazy train |
| The most memorable Google algorithm updates of all time Do you have the time to listen to me whine About nothing and everything all at once? I am one of those Melodramatic fools Neurotic to the bone No doubt about it Sometimes I give myself the creeps Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I’m cracking up Am I just paranoid Or am I just stoned? |