Associations, Seinfeld and online marketing 5.24.18

‘Seinfeld’ Finale at 20: Hidden Tales From the Vault of a Comedian’s Bizarro World
George Costanza: Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.

To Understand the Future of Tesla, Look to the History of GM
Jerry: A house in the Hamptons?
George: Yeah. I figured since I was lying about my income for a couple of years, I could afford a fake house in the Hamptons.

The SEC made a fake cryptocurrency to show you how ICO scams work 
Jerry Seinfeld: You know the message you’re sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You’re telling the world, ‘I give up. I can’t compete in normal society. I’m miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.’

That time HQ Trivia gave us a master class in how not to handle the press
George Costanza: The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli…

Google Duplex: the what, the ethics and the SEO
Newman: Just remember, when you control the mail, you control… information.

Google confirms it shortened search results snippets after expanding them last December
Elaine: You know, I often wonder what you’ll be like when you’re senile.
Jerry: I’m looking forward to it.
Elaine: Yeah, I think it’ll be a very smooth transition for you.