Boston Marathon, Bourbon… and online marketing 4.19.18

Sarah Sellers: The nurse who was runner-up in Boston marathon
”I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.” – Ava Gardner

Google Generally Prefers One Stronger Page Versus Many Smaller Pages
“I’m here to kick ass and drink whiskey, and pilgrim, I’m out of whiskey.” – John Wayne

Steinway & Son’s – 150 Years of Using Fine Craftsmanship as a Moat
“The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.” – Winston Churchill

Technical SEO for Content Marketers
“Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.” – Johnny Carson

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“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.” – WC Fields

Good luck leaving your Uber driver less than five stars
“Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey.”  – Ernest Hemingway

Marks & Spencer’s New Gins Change Color When You Add Tonic
“Ninety percent I’ll spend on good times, women, and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I’ll probably waste.” – Tug McGraw