| D.C. Man Stole $2M By Requesting Pandemic Loans For Fake Support Animal Companies, Feds Says Hoo-hoo This is a story about Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue Two young lovers with nothin’ better to do Than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube And here is what happened when they decided to cut loose They headed down to, ooh, old El Paso That’s where they ran into a great big hassle Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle Bobbie Sue took the money and run |
| Sweatpants Forever Ned Kelly was a victim of the changes That came when his land was a sprout and seed And the wrongs he did were multiplied in legend With young Australia growing like a weed Ned Kelly took the blame Ned Kelly won the fame Ned Kelly brought the shame And then Ned Kelly hanged |
| Google launches Chrome extension for ad transparency, Trust Token API I was a highwayman Along the coach roads I did ride With sword and pistol by my side Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade Many a soldier shed his lifeblood on my blade The bastards hung me in the spring of twenty-five But I am still alive |
| We Finally Figured Out Who Makes wikiHow’s Bizarre Art Bonnie and Clyde were pretty lookin’ people But I can tell you people They were the devil’s children, Bonnie and Clyde began their evil doin’ One lazy afternoon down Savannah way, They robbed a store, and high-tailed outa that town Got clean away in a stolen car, And waited till the heat died down, Bonnie and Clyde advanced their reputation And made the graduation Into the banking business. |
| Genius not looking so smart after Google escapes liability for ‘misappropriating’ lyrics I’ve been caught stealing Once when I was 5 I enjoy stealing It’s just as simple as that Well, it’s just a simple fact When I want something, I don’t want to pay for it I walk right through the door Walk right through the door Hey all right! |
| A Facebook ad boycott made waves — but it’s having very little financial impact on the social media gianty We ain’t going to the party We ain’t going to the game We ain’t going to the disco Ain’t gonna cruise down main We’re stealing people’s mail Stealing people’s mail Stealing people’s mail Stealing people’s mail Stealing people’s mail On a Friday night |