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The Democratic Candidates as Christmas Hallmark Movie Characters
But everything was beautiful at the ballet
Graceful men lift lovely girls in white
Yes, everything was beautiful at ballet
Hey! I was happy… at the ballet

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Right foot let’s stomp
Left foot let’s stomp
Everybody clap your hands
Come on y’all
Check it out y’all
How low can you go?
Can you go down low?
All the way to the floor
How low can you go?
Can you bring it to the top?
Like you never never stop?
Can you bring it to the top, one hop

At This Ultramarathon, There’s No Finish Line
They got a brand new dance (come on)
You gotta move your muscle
Brand new dance, it’s called the Cupid shuffle
It don’t matter if you’re young or you’re old (here we go)
We gonna show you how it go (hey, hey)

Chaos at the Top of the World
I’m here today to introduce the next phase,
The next step in the big Bart craze.
I’ve got a dance real easy to do;
I learned it with no rhythm, and so can you.So move your body if you’ve got the notion,
Front to back in a rock-like motion.
Now that you’ve got it, if you think you can,
Do it to the music–that’s the Bartman.

Now you can eat at the Capitol just like a U.S. representative: Badly  
You scratch just like a monkey
Yeah you do real cool
You slide it to the limbo
Yeah how low can you go?Now come on baby
Don’t fall down on me now
Just move it right here
To the Harlem shuffle
Yeah yeah yeah to the Harlem shuffle
Yeah yeah yeah to the Harlem shuffle

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Let’s do the Time Warp again
Let’s do the Time Warp again
(Narrator:) It’s just a jump to the left
(All:) And then a step to the right
(Narrator:) With your hands on your hips
(All:) You bring your knees in tight
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let’s do the Time Warp again
Let’s do the Time Warp againIt’s so dreamy
So fantasy free me
So you can’t see me, no not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intension
Well secluded, I’ll see all
(Riff Raff:) With a bit of a mind flip
(Magenta:)You’re into the time slip
(Riff Raff:) And nothing will ever be the same
(Magenta:)You’re spaced out on sensation
(Riff Raff:) Like you’re under sedation