Goonies, the Truffle Shuffle…and online marketing 1/19/18

Chrome’s Plan to Distrust Symantec Certificates
“Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we’ll all “B flat!”

“Tweetdecking” Is Taking Over Twitter. Here’s Everything You Need To Know
“Hey, you guys!!”

Google Can Now Tell You Which Works of Art You Look Like
Mikey: I swear on my life! They’ve got an…an ‘IT!’ A giant ‘IT!’ When it came into the light it was all gross and distorted, and, and…

How the silver anniversary of NBA JAM could resurrect the franchise
“Goonies never say die”

Facebook Overhauls News Feed to Focus on What Friends and Family Share
“I’m going to hit you so hard when you wake up your clothes are gonna be out of style!”

Pop-Up Mobile Ads Surge as Sites Scramble to Stop Them
But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Jake Fratelli: I’m beginning to like this kid, Ma!