In case you didn’t have a chance to read… 7.12.18

How to Beat the Zuckerberg Casino
“You shut me off and you showed me the door.
But you always came crawling back, begging me for more.
I showed you kindness, a stool, and a tab.
And you poured me my pain in a dirty glass.”

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In a child’s eye there’s something I hope someday you’ll know
A friend’s dedication, it’s something to behold
A mother’s smile, it makes everything alright
To a women’s caring hand I’ll be holding on tonight

Thai Cave Rescue in Tweeted Details
Hurroo Hurroo
We had guns and drums and drums and guns
The enemy never slew ya
Johnny I hardly knew ya

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She had excuses and she chose to use them.
She was the victim of unspeakable abuses.
Her husband was violent, malicious, and distant.
Her kids now belong to the State of Massachusetts.”

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Face down in the gutter won’t admit defeat though his clothes are soiled and black,
He’s a big, strong man with a childs mind,
Don’t you take his booze away!
He’s been at it for years drinking balls and beer he’s a hero to most he meets,
But inside he cries black swollen eyes,
This man he sheds no tears!

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I traveled far and wide
And laid this head in many ports
I was guided by a compass
I saw beauty to the north
I drew the tales of many lives
And wore the faces of my own
I had these memories all around me
So I wouldn’t be alone

Wilt Chamberlain’s Trade to Los Angeles, 50 Years Later
I’m shipping up to Boston whoa
I’m shipping up to Boston whoa
I’m shipping up to Boston whoa
I’m shipping off… to find my wooden leg

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