| Goodbye Google My Business & Hello Google Business Profile Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear And it shows them pearly white Just a jackknife has old MacHeath, babe And he keeps it, ah, out of sight You know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe Scarlet billows start to spread Fancy gloves, oh, wears old MacHeath, babe So there’s never, never a trace of red |
| The ‘Jaws’ Shoot Was a Drama. Now It’s a Play. She came down from Cincinatti It took her three days on a train Looking for some peace and quiet Hoped to see the sun again But now, she lives down by the ocean She’s taking care to look for sharks They hang out in the local bars And they feed right after dark Can’t you feel them circling, honey? Can’t you feel them swimming around? You got fins to the left, fins to the right And you’re the only bait in town Oh-whoa, oh-whoa You got fins to the left, fins to the right And you’re the only girl in town |
| The Cancer Celebrities Mr. Jaws, before you Swim out to sea Have you anything else to say ‘Why can’t we be friends Why can’t we be friends’ With me now is the local sheriff Sheriff Brody, the shark Wll be back for lunch What do you intend to do ‘Do a little dance Make a little love Get down tonight’ |
| The Strange True Tale of ‘Castro’s No. 1 Killer’ Uh my hat is like a shark’s fin Deepest bluest my hat is like a shark’s fin Manmade terror Hungry jaws of death Y’all don’t cross my depths I’ll pause your breaths I cause you to sink down forty thousand leagues Bleeding to death with no arms and short sleeves My world’s deep blue Killers gotta eat too |
| The Buffs Saw a shark today Ate a man and then, just swam away But it wasn’t OK No, it wasn’t OK |