Mythology of Karen, Bing Search Rankings… and Online Marketing 8.28.20

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Five little speckled frogs
Sat on a speckled log
Eating some most delicious grubs, yum, yum
One jumped into the pool
Where it was nice and cool
Now there are four more speckled frogs, glub, glub
 
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I call this one, the campfire song song
Let’s gather ’round the campfire, and sing our campfire song
Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
 
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I said a Boom Chicka Boom
I said a Boom Chicka Boom
I said a Boom Chicka Rocka Chicka Rocka Chicka Boom
Uh huh
Oh yeah

The Mythology of Karen
We’re going on a bear hunt.
We’re going to catch a big one.
What a beautiful day!
We’re not scared.

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Home, home on the range
where the deer and the antelope play
where seldom is heard a discouraging word
and the skies are not cloudy all day.