| How to Use Local Keywords to Rank Higher on Google As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin’ man I have chalked up many a mile Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks And I learned much from both of their styles Son of a son, son of a son Son of a son of a sailor Son of a gun, load the last ton One step ahead of the jailer |
| Margaritaville and the Myth of American Leisure “Through eighty six years Of perpetual motion, “ If he likes you, he’ll smile and he’ll say, “Some of it’s magic, And some of it’s tragic, But I had a good life all the way” He went to Paris Looking for answers To questions that bothered him so |
| One Woman’s Mission to Rewrite Nazi History on Wikipedia Tried to amend my carnivorous habit Made it nearly 70 days Losing weight without speed, eating sunflower seeds Drinking lots of carrot juice and soaking up rays But at night I’d have these wonderful dreams Some kind of sensuous treat Not zucchini fettucini or bulgur wheat But a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat |
| The Search For America’s Atlantis Yes I am a pirate, two hundred years too late The cannons don’t thunder, there’s nothing to plunder I’m an over-forty victim of fate Arriving too late, arriving too late I’ve done a bit of smuggling, I’ve run my share of grass I made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away so fast Never meant to last, never meant to last |
| Flora, Fauna, and … Funga? The Case for a Third ‘F.’ I took off for a weekend last month Just to try and recall the whole year All of the faces and all of the places Wonderin’ where they all disappeared I didn’t ponder the question too long I was hungry and went out for a bite Ran into a chum with a bottle of rum And we wound up drinkin all night It’s these changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes Nothing remains quite the same With all of our running and all of our cunning If we couldn’t laugh we would all go insane |