Rolling Stone, Unsolicited SEO Tips… and Online Marketing 1.29.21

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I’m the innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck
Between a rock and a hard place
And I’m down on my luck
Yes I’m down on my luck
Well I’m down on my luck
And I’m hiding in Honduras
I’m a desperate man
Send lawyers guns and money

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Now look at them yo-yo’s that’s the way you do it
You play the guitar on the MTV
That ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Money for nothin’ and chicks for free
Now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain’t dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

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I love kittens and little babies
Can’t you see that’s the guy I am
And your money is so safe with me
You never met such an honest man
Glossies on my office wall
The rich and famous, I know them all
Come on and do the Money Shuffle
I’ve got you right there where I want you
Come on and do the Money Shuffle
Can’t find your money if you want to
Stock market going through the roof now
So rich I’ll never add it up now
I’ve got your savings here somewhere
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Hey Charlie Snob, could you make me some investments?
I wanna get the hell outta here
I’ve ordered my Mercedes
I wanna meet some classy ladies
And start drinkin’ champagne instead of beer

Now I don’t have much money
But we could work out something
I could send you 20 bucks a week
He said that’s not how it works
And just what is your net worth?
I said my net worth is what I got on me

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I don’t know what they want from me
It’s like the more money we come across
The more problems we see