| The Incredible Story of the Great Cannonball Boom Runaway train never going back Wrong way on a one way track Seems like I should be getting somewhere Somehow I’m neither here nor there Can you help me remember how to smile Make it somehow all seem worthwhile How on earth did I get so jaded Life’s mystery seems so faded |
| How to Power Up Your SEO Content With Audience Understanding Crazy, but that’s how it goes Millions of people living as foes Maybe it’s not too late To learn how to love And forget how to hate Mental wounds not healing Life’s a bitter shame I’m going off the rails on a crazy train |
| It’s 2020. Why Do Printers Still Suck? The walls are built up stone by stone The fields divided one-by-one And the train conductor says “Take a break, Driver 8, Driver 8, take a break We’ve been on this shift too long” And the train conductor says (Driver 8) “Take a break, Driver 8, Driver 8, take a break We can reach our destination But we’re still a ways away” |
| An Oral History of ‘Marge vs The Monorail’, the Episode That Changed ‘The Simpsons’ He’s leavin’ (leavin’) On that midnight train to Georgia (Leavin’ on the midnight train) Yeah, said he’s goin’ back (Goin’ back to find) To a simpler place in time (Whenever he takes that ride) oh yes he is (Guess who’s gonna be right by his side) |
| How to Tell the Story of a Cult Come on, ride the train, hey, ride it Come on, ride the train, hey, ride it Come on, ride the train, hey, ride it Come on, ride the train, hey, ride it Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can |