Social distancing, SEO tools… and Online Marketing 3.20.20

Take Advantage of Your Empty Social Calendar to Get Ahead on SEO with This Tool
“Come on, Mr. Mayor. Don’t you know that during an epidemic, it’s fun to stay at your h-o-m-e,” he said, to the tune of the vintage Village People hit “Y.M.C.A.” “’Cause if you don’t, we’ll be d-e-a-d.”
–Stephen Colbert

California Man Starts Street Corner Toilet Paper Exchange
“So kiss me I’m Irish, but stay six feet away 
Cause no-one wants to get a virus on St. Paddy’s Day”
–Jimmy Fallon

How Wikipedia Prevents the Spread of Coronavirus Misinformation
Baby this town rips the bones from your back,
It’s a death trap! It’s a suicide rap!
We gotta get out while we’re young.
‘Cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run!

How to Practice Social Distancing

You shut me off and you showed me the door.
But you always came crawling back, begging me for more.
I showed you kindness, a stool, and a tab.
And you poured me my pain in a dirty glass.
–Dropkick Murphys

What is More Important: Character or Reputation?
Baby, tonight’s the night I let you know
Baby, tonight’s the night we lose control
Baby, tonight you need that, tonight believe that
Tonight I’ll be the best you ever had
I don’t wanna brag, but I’ll be
The best you ever hadI don’t wanna brag, but I’ll be
The best you ever had
–John Legend