Trolls, Google changes the rules… and Online Marketing 4.24.20


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Woke up in the morning light
Today is the day that I do everything right
Now that I’m Queen, I’ve got a kingdom to run
‘Cause Trolls, they wanna have fun
Yeah, Trolls just wanna have fun
They just wanna, they just wanna
They just wanna (hey)
Trolls just wanna have fun

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Don we now our gay apparel, 
Fa la la, la la la, la la la. 
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol, 
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

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We started off a team
Party ’til we fall asleep
Even on the street, when we disagreed
We did it on beat (did it on beat)
Respect the unique (right), anything less if it’s was weak
The music of the strings made life complete (facts)
‘Til that one day that changed everything
The Pop Trolls started snatchin’ up all of the strings (oh no)
Put the melodies on top of poppy lil’ beats
They cut us out of the scene
And then forgot what it really means (not even publish us)
Shoulda seen between all of the scheming
It seems like the Trolls they stole from were meaningless
Walkin’ around like they were the geniuses
But it’s only samples, autotune and remixes (no, Lord)

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The lights of nature
The light of the true
The light of silence
The light of all I do
The brighter it shines from the mountain
The more evil hides in its hole
Enjoy, so hard to defeat us
A world starting to lose your control
Oh, oh, oh (Troll, lose your control)
(Troll, lose your control)
(Troll, lose your control)
(Troll, lose your control)

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I’ve got a fever coming on
And now it’s beating on my bones
I feel like diamonds or some gold
So DJ play it that’s my song
Go, go, go, go, go
Put your hair in the air
Go, go, go, go, go, go
Hair up

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I’m marching along I got confidence
I’m cooler than a pack of peppermints
And I haven’t been this excited since
I can’t remember when!

I’m off on this remarkable adventure
Just riding on a rainbow
What if it’s all a big mistake
What if it’s more than I can take
No I can’t think that way ’cause I know that
I’m really, really, really gonna be okay