Wacky Wikipedia, Golden Airline Tickets… and online marketing 8.1.19

A Wikipedia spoiler war created a ridiculous fake ending for Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

You see, she was gonna be an actress
And I was gonna learn to fly
She took off to find the footlights
I took off for the sky


And here, she’s acting happy
Inside her handsome home
And me, I’m flying in my taxi
Taking tips, and getting stoned
I go flying so high, when I’m stoned


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If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be traveling on, now
Cause there’s too many places I’ve got to see
But, if I stayed here with you, girl
Things just couldn’t be the same
Cause I’m as free as a bird now
And this bird you can not change


The Man with the Golden Airline Ticket
Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensityHighway to the danger zone
Gonna take you
Right into the danger zone


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Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensityHighway to the danger zone
Gonna take you
Right into the danger zone


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So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you’ll wait for me
Hold me like you’ll never let me go
‘Cause I’m leavin’ on a jet plane
Don’t know when I’ll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go


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I wanna fly like an eagle
To the sea
Fly like an eagle
Let my spirit carry me