| Here Are a Few of Wikipedia’s Most Surprisingly Controversial Topics I know a girl who reminds me of Cher, She’s always changin’ the color of her hair, But she don’t use nothin’, That you buy at the store, She likes her hair to, be real orange She uses Tangerines Tangerines |
| What If You Could Do It All Over? He passed a sign that he should have seen, Saying “shift to low gear, a fifty dollar fine my friend.” He was thinking perhaps about the warm-breathed woman Who was waiting at the journey’s end. He started down the two mile drop, The curving road that wound from the top of the hill. He was pushing on through the shortening miles that ran down to the depot. Just a few more miles to go, Then he’d go home and have her ease his long, cramped day away. And the smell of thirty thousand pounds of bananas. Yes the smell of thirty thousand pounds of bananas. |
| The Expansion of People Also Ask in the Search Results It’s Christmas time in Hollis Queens Mom’s cooking chicken and collard greens Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees Decorate the house with lights at night Snow’s on the ground, snow white so bright In the fireplace is the yule log Beneath the mistletoe as we drink egg nog The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of Darryl’s But each and every year we bust Christmas carols |
| Astronomers Are Now Obsessed With a Single Venusian Gas Your ketchup’s in the bag And her check is in the mail I hope your chicken’s raw inside And I hope your bun is stale I’m supposed to tell you “Please come back” but how ’bout this instead? I hope you both choke on a pickle Man, that would tickle me to death |
| Longreads Best of 2020: Food You know I like my chicken fried Cold beer on a Friday night A pair of jeans that fit just right And the radio up Well I was raised up beneath the shade of a Georgia pine And that’s home you know Sweet tea pecan pie and homemade wine Where the peaches grow And my house it’s not much to talk about But it’s filled with love that’s grown in southern ground And a little bit of chicken fried |